unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

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Dave is wearing a dress

Had this fun little chat. I’m not sure if i make a good dave

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How’s that for impenetrable, asshole?!

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gameboycolorenvy:

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

i’m cool with it

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

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monsieurpaprika:

vagisodium:

vintagegal:

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

tag your extreme horror please

WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST

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Repost this anywhere.

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bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

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thewhitemandara: it deleted my previous comment. just keep the case open for as long as possible on pay pal. international orders take 14 days or longer. pay pal should let you draw it out another ten days. make sure you put in any information into the claim, like tracking if you have any , and a copy of the listing (desk top snap shot) with policies or info on the order. if it doesn't resolve. and the order doesn't come back ask around see if any one has delt with the buyer before. and keep a black list.

what? i think you have the wrong person

3 hours ago

albumfiveswift:

sugarplumtaylor:

gettingsweptaways:

huggableharto:

swikes:

troylerhart:

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

Can we talk about the guy way in the back though?

No, we can’t fucking talk about either of those things. What we can talk about, though, is the fact that things like this are the reason that:

  • her new album has few love songs
  • she told Rolling Stone that she doesn’t date anymore
  • she finds it necessary to make fun of herself every chance she gets
  • why “Shake it Off” exists
  • why she DOESN’T DATE ANYMORE
  • why she refuses to date even though it’s her own personal life
  • did i mention that she doesn’t allow herself to date anymore lol

This isn’t funny. This is fucking disgusting. Sure, she looks like she’s shrugging it off like a joke. I get that it’s a joke. So does she. But do people not understand that Taylor Alison Swift’s entire future is basically ruined? She has dated six people in her entire eight year career. Six. Not fifteen in the last year. Not twelve. Not six people in eight months. Six people in eight YEARS. Still, though, she seems to get slammed for it by every media outlet, by every award show host, by every country music fan, by every One Direction fan, by every person who reads any magazine where they pull information out of their asses to get money. They have no problem ruining someone’s reputation for money.

Taylor Swift is a twenty-four year old girl who will eventually need someone to spend the rest of her life with. How is that going to happen now? Not only does Taylor get bashed, but any male she is seen with gets bashed. Taylor could be seen with her brother and get slammed for having a new boyfriend. Sorry, HollywoodLife, but I don’t think Taylor’s very much into incest. 

Whoever decides to date Taylor is going to get shit on by magazines and people everywhere. “Haha, bro, watch out. She might write a song about you” will probably be the end to every article about her future boyfriend and her relationship. Maybe some man out there will be able to brush that off, but what the fuck

A twenty-four year old girl with a heart of absolute gold shouldn’t be forced to go through that. She is trying to live her dream while leaving the greatest impact on the world she possibly can, and now she has to control what she released, who she dates, who she’s seen with, and basically just control every single little aspect of her life. I get that it’s the life of a celebrity, but take Adam Levine for example. He’s a great guy. He’s also idolized by women everywhere. He’s had more girlfriends in his career than Taylor. Do you hear about that?

Get rid of the double standard; let Taylor Swift live her life without the rumors, the jokes, and the hate. As someone who Taylor has impacted positively, it’s just really fucking annoying.

You know when you’re in class with someone who has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about? That’s what being a Taylor Swift fan is like, everywhere. Turn on the TV, false information. Open a magazine, false information. Scroll through Twitter, false information.

Instead of making jokes about Taylor’s relationship-life, why don’t they make fun of her for, I don’t know, something harmless? Tell her she’s addicted to Instagram because she is sometimes seen up at 4 in the morning commenting paragraph upon paragraph of comforting messages to tweens who are dealing with things they don’t know how to deal with.

God damn.

*stands up and applauds*  

FUCK YES

#StopSlutShamingWomen2k14

I can never reblog this enough

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

beartier:

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

 #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

so close

god damnit i cant stop laughing 

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skeleton-overlord:


IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE

skeleton-overlord:

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE

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HOMESTUCKS: end of Gigapause unite

victoryshallbeminehahahaha:

space—cadet-glow:

apathetic-pancakes:

Reblog and i will follow every Homestuck that reblogs this. the time has come.

UNITE FOR THE END!

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

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