jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

second of all. how does it feel

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caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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nerdgaasm:

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

he’s going into the avatar state

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dafunnyposts:

fedora-friendzone:

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

How is that in any way funny, you sociopath? That even women’s friendship towards us is a bald-faced lie? Fuck off so hard.

^*Everyone look at this guys blog it’s so disgusting it’s laughable

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ohawkguy:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

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writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

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coffeespiral:

Do you even listen

coffeespiral:

Do you even listen

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coffeespiral:

Well that escalated quickly…

coffeespiral:

Well that escalated quickly…

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jackofallfashion:

This is why I love tumblr!

jackofallfashion:

This is why I love tumblr!

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